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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Alkisah Anak-Anak Buah....

Hari ni aku ada cerita menarik nak kongsi..

jangan risau kali ni tidak melibatkan pemikiran yang mendalam..

Cuma pasal karenah anak-anak buah aku....

Cerita Pertama :

Anak buah aku no 3..Ryan Shaqel. Dier ni cunning sikit tapi sifat dier ni la yang buat dier lovable.

Ceritanya macam ni...ketika aku sedang berborak bersama ahli keluargaku yang lain kat ruang tamu.

Ryan datang kepada mamanya (kakakku Sharene Yulianna)..."Mama, Ayen nak main game!" dier punye la merengek kat mama dier sampai mama dier rimas and marah dier.

"Jangan kacau mama la, pergi tanya Uncle Adrie tuh"...Uncle Adrie ni abg ipar aku no 4. So, Ryan ni dengan penuh harapan la pergi kat uncle Adrie ni mana tau rezeki dier dapat la main game. (PS2)

"Uncle Adrie, Ayen nak main game!"...Tapi Uncle Adrie ni memang crook gak la.

Dier ckp ngan Ryan cmnie..."Eh, Uncle tak bleh bagi Ryan main sbb game tuh bukan uncle punye. Ni tanya MASTER ni" sambil tunjuk kt arah aku. Oh, PS2 tuh mmg aku punya la, and mmg aku yang akan pantau budak2 ni main game.

Tapi lepas tuh ape korang agak si Ryan ni buat?

Dier pergi kat aku dengan muke selamba.."Master, master...Ayen nak main game..."

Habis kau, tergelak satu ruang tamu tamu tuh dengar kesanggupan n kepintaran seorang budak menangkap sesuatu perkara untuk memujuk Uncle dier nak main game!!

Ryan...Ryan..ko mmg kelakar. Tapi dier dapat gak main game sbb aku kn uncle yang baik!!! hahahahah

Cerita Kedua :

Ni pasal Ryan gak....mase aku nak try pergi interview Qatar Airways. Aku stay rumah kakak aku kt Pasir Gudang. Kakak aku bawak pergi makan...

So, mase tengah makan...sbg uncle yang baik...aku pun menyakat la si Ryan ni.

Aku tenung jek dier dengan muke x puas hati. Dier pn tanya..."Kenapa uncle tengok Ayen?"

Aku pun dengan kereknye la jawab..."kenapa? dah x boleh tgk Ryan ker? X bleh tgk cakap!!"

Dier diam jek...btw, Ryan ni umur dier baru 5 tahun ok.

Next round aku tenung dier lagi, dier perasan aku tenung dier...pastu korang tau x dier cakap ape agak2?

"boleh tengok Ayen..." tersembur nasi aku dalam mulut mase tuh..bengong tau budak ni.

Cerita Ketiga :

Ni anak sedara aku no 2 plak..Sean Adree umur 6 tahun.

Pernah dengar x lagu It's My Life - Dr. Alban? boleh try cari kt Youtube klu nak dgr.

Biasenye lagu ni digunakan untuk mengejek nama bapak budaknye ISMAIL.

So suatu petang, aku pun nyanyi lagu dengan kuat tapi dengan menyebut IS MA ILL, Ismail my problem tujuannye aku teringat sorang member aku nama bapak dier Ismail mase sekolah dulu.

Tiba2 aku dgr Sean pun nyanyi same kat belakang...IS MA ILL!! (padahal diorang tau lagu tuh macam mane)

Aku punye terkikik2 dengar diorg nyanyi macam tuh...separuh nyawa aku mcm dh hilang sebab gelak jek. hahahha

Cerita Keempat :

Ni mase buka puase first hari tuh kat rumah Kak Loni kt Shah Alam.

Dah prepare sume juadah and ready nak buke la....so, bile time buke husband dier yang bace doa.

Princess Shayna ni dijage oleh bibik dier...agaknye lame sgt kot doa tuh. Shayna dah dok mengaminkan kt belakang. budak tuh belum masuk 2 tahun lagi pun. Time dier amin2 tuh kiteorg dh mule tersenyum sipu tahan gelak...

Tibe waktu maksimum, prooottt...Shayna ni kentut!

Hah kau, daddy dier yang tengah bace doa pun trus tersasul n hilang kekhusyukan membace doa. Aku dh tertahan2 perut mase tuh. Habis jek doa, sume pandang Shayna and gelak ramai2. Budak tuh ape laga, senyum jek memanjang. Murah rezeki kate orang tua2.

Cerita Kelima :

Anak buah pertama aku..Daniel Harris, panggil Danny jek. Dier ni mmg suke bersaing dgn adik aku, Uncle Neal la kan.

Neal ni pun satu mmg kuat menyakat...kiteorg dalam kereta, aku duk diam jek ar kt belakang dgn Neal n Danny. Neal ni ble nampak jek kereta power2 laju mcm BMW ker Mercedes ke dier akan cakap..."Danny, ni uncle Neal pny keta!"  

Budak kan mmg suka bersaing, dier admire la tgk keta tuh padahal tuh bkn keta si Neal pn tapi dier mcm percaye giler ar. Bile keta mcm nak hancur lalu jek si Neal ni akan cakap, "tuh keta mcm nak pecah tuh la keta Danny!" pastu diorg berebut la keta masing2 yang padahal bukan keta diorg. Bengong gak seko2!!

Tapi kan, si Danny ni pny la geram dgn si Neal ni smpi dier pernah cakap..."tak sabar nak tunggu anak uncle Neal, nanti boleh buli!!" Pny la jauh pemikiranye smpi ke situ tapi bapak dier dgr kne la marah...kui3 "Danny, ape buli2 ni?!"....wakakakakaka

Lagi satu mase raye, Nen si Danny ni..(kirenye mak aku la) tanya Danny..."Danny, duit raye ni nak gune untuk minyak ke untuk belanja makan?'

Mase tuh aku dengan Neal ade sekali...korang rase2 dier pilih mane?

Mesti la dier pilih minyak sbb klu belanja makan, dier kne belanja makan uncle Neal ni skali!!

(Mase type crite ni aku mmg memanjang jek gelak!!)

Banyak lagi crite tapi ni aku bagi last la k....

Ayah aku distributor Air Juice BEST, jus yang sodap tuh!! Walaupun kiteorg ni anak2 dier tapi untuk support bisnes ni berkembang, kiteorg kne bayar gak klu nak minum...

Tapi cucu2 dapat free!!!! ewah2...banyak cantik especially Ryan ni la.

Bilik mak aku ade mini bar (fridge kecik macam kt hotel tuh) dalam ni ade banyak ar jus BEST ni.

Ryan ni mengecek ar Dat dier nak satu botol air apple (sure la dapat, cucu kesayangan la katekan)

Dier amik sendri, mintak kiteorg bukakkan...trus teguk laju2...(panas jek hati mase tuh!!)

Lepas habis minum, dier trus nak bukak mini bar tuh nak amik lagi satu...kiteorg menjerit la. (geram pny psl)

Dier pandang kiteorg and cakap..."tau takut!"

Gelak jek ar memanjang kiteorg after that...siot pny budak boleh main acah2 lak.

Ok la...sampai sini saje ceritera hamba!! kite jumpe lagi..

Thursday, August 12, 2010

All men out there....

I told my mother once ago....

I want to get married as soon as possible....

And you know she will say something like..."what the heck?, ko nak bagi anak bini ko makan pasir?"

Hahahahaha....well, what she said is right though but she never knew why in the first place I said that.

What do you think? Why do I really need to get married as soon as possible?

Let me tell you ok...

It's BLOODLINE.

I got 7 siblings...5 sisters and 1 younger brother.

4 of my sisters already married...leave my 5th sister, me and my younger brother.

I'm Mr. Sharifudin's son and I'm a representative of his BLOODLINE.

Now do you get the importance of this? I believe you are still blur...

My father is about 58 years old now and I was the awaited son of his because of thing called BLOODLINE.

Have you heard of SURNAME? Chinese and all the westerns have this right? this SURNAME represent BLOODLINE.

But all the Malays also have something to represent their BLOODLINE but we rarely see it or realize it.

I give an example ok?

Chew Si Long (man) + Tan Mei Li (woman) = Chew Soon Bee (son), Chew Siew Lee ( daughter)

Chew Soon Bee + Chan Siu Chen = Chew Sze Ping (Chew Si Long's grandchild)

Chew Siew Lee + Soh Guo Zeng = Soh Lee Weng (Chew Si Long's grandchild)

I ask you the different of Chew Sze Ping and Soh Lee Weng? It's their SURNAME even though they're both Si Long's grandchildren right?

Ok now example for a Malay family.

Ahmad Akmal + Siti Suriani = Siti Marina, Siti Zulaikha, Ahmad Sabri

Siti Marina + Mohd Sudfi = Mohd Sulaiman, Amirah Raihan

Siti Zulaikha + Azren Mahmud = Surihana, Mahmudiah

Ahmad Sabri + Maria Syuhaida = Adrie Halim, Nur Suhaila

You can't really see it right? All you could say that Mohd Sulaiman, Amirah Raihan, Surihana, Mahmudiah, Adrie Halim, Nur Suhaila are Ahmad Akmal and Siti Suriani's grandchildren right?

Who is the heritage of Ahmad Akmal directly????? can you point out for me?

It's Adrie Halim and only him. Why?

Ex. Mohd Sulaiman is Mohd Sudfi son but he carries only Sudfi's father bloodline not Ahmad Akmal's
    
Women never carry their father bloodline because they will be married to a man that carries another bloodline.

In Malays family system, it's rare if you encounter a person BIN or BINTI to the mother right?

[Amirah Raihan Binti Mohd Sudfi Bin Samad]

[Mohd Sulaiman Bin Mohd Sudfi Bin Samad]

Sulaiman is Samad's heritage and Samad's bloodline will stop permanently with Amirah.

Ahmad Akmal's bloodline will stop permanently with Siti Marina and Siti Zulaikha and leave only Ahmad Sabri.

Ahmad Sabri's son, Adrie Halim will carry his name and his grandfather's name. If Adrie manage to have a son, then his son will be Ahmad Akmal's heritage. If he doesn't, then Ahmad Akmal's heritage is loss

Adrie Halim Bin Ahmad Sabri Bin Ahmad Akmal [got it?]

Daniel Hassan Bin Adrie Halim Bin Ahmad Sabri Bin Ahmad Akmal [clear now?]

Indrawan Shah Bin Daniel Hassan Bin Adrie Halim Bin Ahmad Sabri Bin Ahmad Akmal [how bout this?]

Like I am, I'm Allahyarham A. Karim's heritage and my son will continue it.

He never got a chance to see his heritage while he's alive and I didn't get to see him.

My father got 5 grandchildren and you can bet he's a happy grandfather but wouldn't he be happier to see his heritage?

Like we always knew, ajal it's not something we determine right? If I never make my father proud of my achievement, I could just have his heritage keep on going. That's the least I could do a bonus if I can have it while his alive.

We plan but Allah's plan is much better...if we just sit and do nothing? Lu fikir la sendiri...

So guys especially men...don't just think marriage is a place where you build family, but marriage is also an heritage. Make your father 'secretly' proud of you because the thing I revealed is not something people usually discuss or realize.

Being a man is not something easy and not by the means that we are king. Don't forget our responsibility as a women protector. Don't make them lose their hope ok? 

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

You don't really know right?

Today is the first day of fasting...

Although the ambients seem normal but I'm sure there are a lot of differences I will find...

Yesterday, I went to UKM to deliver a bouquet of flowers to my friend's girlfriend for her convocation day because he's in Indonesia. Studying really hard...

I did it purposely to honor my promises to him, I'm really proud that I could honor it despite all the trouble that I face that day. If I could see the smile on his face, all the fatigue will be flushed right away.

Oh, I was fasting that day..so I asked Pang Pei Leng to accompany me breaking my fast. She suggested a  place and it's Kg. Baru.

So, riding my beloved Belang R 150 with her....we shoot to Kg. Baru immediately.

We found a suitable place (actually because she kept on bragging that it's already late, hahahhaha)

We sit and enjoyed our food...only I'm the one eating it. She ate only Sotong Goreng Tepung that I ordered for her. Well, we chatted as usual...

After we finished eating, I suggested that we go for a movie...the new release, Avatar - The Last Airbender.

The movie resulted the same as the review....one thing always interestingly happen when watching movie with this particular girl Pang Pei Leng. You could save your drinks till the end of the movie and you'll never feel cold.

Oh, the movie was at 11.45 pm....so we got plenty of time to be spent together before the movie start right?

So we went for a walk around Bukit Bintang area where we listen to the street performers...it's a very nice tune and Pang really enjoyed by their music, maybe it was her first time watching those performers.

Later, there were fire dance performers....huhuhu. nice one!

About a several minutes before the movie starts, we encounter the Yong Tau Fu and we ate some, she likes (oh getting use to it [terbiasa]) kerang very much I guess.

After we finished watching the movie, it's time to go home!

Upon arriving Bangi, I suggest that I have my first sahur and she agreed...weee

So we talked a lot, I love looking at her but the further I look the more I realize that her name's Pang Pei Leng and mine? Leo Huzair Bin Sharifudin.

Yeah...I'm a Malay and she's a Chinese.

I never really see all the differences (or maybe I say within myself, what the hell?) but she sees it all and holding on to it. Huhuhuhu....

I was having fun all the time with her but I don't really know whether she felt the same aite?

I'll do the best I could for her and for myself. The rest? I leave it to my creator, Allah S.W.T because He knows what the best for me and I'll face no matter how hurt I will feel.

It's good to be back again Leo Huzair...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Finally....

Aku teringat dulu kenalan aku Dr. Jemi mengatakan dalam blog aku ni penuh dengan keluhan....

Aku check balik satu per satu post untuk menganalisa situasi sebenar.

Apa yang dapat aku 'derive' kan daripada analisa aku?

Aku telah hidup kat dunia ini selama 22 tahun, macam-macam perkara yang dah berlaku dalam hidup aku.

Tetapi '22 tahun' bagi sesetengah orang, mereka mengatakan masih belum cukup mengenali dunia kita ini.

Betul kata mereka tuh, that's why I write this blog...I'm still in the learning process by in the same mean encouraging you to see the perspective along with me.

Aku bukan mengeluh....dah puas mengeluh kot tapi tuhan tak suke orang yang mengeluh.

Benda-benda yang ade dalam kepale otak aku ni bukan untuk kapasiti '1 orang'....I can't do it alone no matter how super genius am I..(kalau genius la, tapi sure tak boleh beat Mr. Hawks)

Please...sesape yang boleh challenge my mind will be so welcomed here. Don't be afraid to have a crazy idea sebab kalau ade orang yang rase benda tuh giler adalah kerana mereka tak mampu nak buat and usually they try to drag us along with them rather than being with us with those crazy ideas.

Finally, I have a platform where there's a possibility I could make acquaintances and a bigger networking.

I don't say that my life is perfect but you know what?

HAPPINESS is a choice....klu mase kene marah or kene pukul, buat you still say that you're happy, it's totally fine. It's your choice...

So...stay contented my fellow readers.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Wonderful - Wondergirl

Hye guys...

It's been a long time I haven't write anything in this blog...

I think it's been missing me...poor little blog!

Well, what I'm going to write about today is bout something rather interesting.

It's called being different!

I like it when something different happening in life you know...because to different = interesting.

But I understand, when I accepted differences doesn't mean the other part will accept it right?

But the key point is...you could worry bout things that MIGHT happen but your life won't move forward if you just keep on worrying.

That's what I am doing right now...

It's a strange feeling when you fall in love with someone different but equally the same.

There will be somebody 'forecasting' of what will happen with the relationship, saying this and that.

I agreed with their opinion seeing that it's not wrong and neither it is right too because it's not happening yet.

The best I could do is PREPARE because either way, both of us will hurt somehow....huhuhu

If you fight fate, you'll never win...if you learn to be with it, there's a chance even a little will suffice.

My dad taught me long time ago never to regret in any of my decisions....

Even if I feel regret, I think I won't tell anyone about it I guess...hahhaaha

To Nur Hidayah Zainal and Wan Amalina Wan Bahrum, both of you really leave a mark in my life. You won't see me appreciate you the way you wanted it because I will never show it. Thanks

I proceed with my life and hoping anything better will come!