Hatyai & Bangkok Trip With I & Partners Solutions Sdn. Bhd. (Axa Affin)

Hello everyone....

Writing bout your experience is the easiest thing you can write...

So, I'm about to share u my experience of visiting other country.

Ok....for almost 20 years ++, I haven't been outside of this beloved country Malaysia.

I know what passport is but never got a chance to use it...

Ok now, when I'm working as a team with I & Partners Solution Sdn. Bhd.

I managed to achieve several achievement given by the respectable company, AXA AFFIN.

On 7th - 9th January 2011 to Hatyai, Thailand.

On 19th - 22nd January 2011 to Bangkok, Thailand.

Both of this trips gave me a very different experiences....

Hatyai trip I managed to bring Mr. Hawks along as there was an extra ticket, I offered to several friends.

But they may be thinking I was joking and take it lightly, so there goes Mr. Hawks taking the opportunity.

Bangkok trip he was not around but everyone's looking for him though...keep asking "where's Kueh?'

(Kueh is Mr. Hawks a.k.a Akmal Genius nickname over there given by his biggest fan over there)

Tell you what, it's hard for you to communicate in Bangkok rather than in Hatyai.

Plus Halal food was much easier to find in Hatyai than Bangkok.

In Hatyai, u can just go outside of the hotel and find stall where u can have Teh Tarik at midnight.

But in Bangkok, just take Coca Cola la or plain water to be safer...hehehe

Environment? Lots...lots...lots of girl..!!!

But u hv to be very careful whether they're real or not.....

(this is an explicit image..do not view this while ur little brother around ok?)

Both of this picture, which one REAL?

Most of my friends think that I will look for hooker over there...

YES, I did look for them.

I couldn't deny my true men desire, looking for something I haven't experience it real life...

If u judge me simply by not understanding the TRUE statement...I already laugh out loud.

Hey, I don't have to look for them, they're all around me la during that time, it's either u want it or not jek.

THAT's the culture differences.

U got that a lot in Malaysia?

Probably u'll just sneaking around at Lorong Haji Taib or just enjoy pornography on the internet.

But there?

Ask yourself.

Heheheehehehehehehehe......

In Hatyai, we're staying at Lee Garden Plaza Hotel and Bangkok at The Emerald Hotel.

I don'tknow the rate at Lee Garden but at The Emerald Hotel the cheapest was about 4000 baht = RM400 

The room that we're staying was 5300 baht = RM530

This was The Emerald Hotel room (Lee Garden room I forgot to take picture of it)

You know what, inside the room refrigerator they include a condom for you!!

You don't have to bring your own for precaution...hahahahh

I didn't do a lot for shopping, my travel type is not like that...shopping around for people's sourvenir.

(bukan kedekut tapi I don't get use to it yet)

What I did only take lots of environmental view and I collect anything that I couldn't find in Malaysia.

I collect all those Coke's bottle, Pepsi, Ice Lemon Tea and even A&W Root Beer tin.

(ade org cakap macam bodo, travel jauh2 tapi x beli pape kumpul junk plak tuh)

Coke's bottle I bought for 10 baht = RM1, I got 3 in collection now.

It's not the plastic bottle, it's miniature version of glass bottle we 'used' to see in Malaysia.

Printed in Thailand language, greatest proof that I've been in Thailand.

If I bought a T-shirt or a key chain, I can made that myself in Malaysia take picture claim to everyone I've been to Thailand huh?

And as for the picture...

NEVER EVER take only YOUR picture.

Study some basic angle about photograph which can show ur picture also with ur environment.

When you're bout to show ur picture to ur friend...

Be it 1000 pictures, they don't care bout ur face...they see u everyday!

It's a very wonderful moment...

I like to write more but I f'm feeling so tired now.

Oh...btw, Hawks aka Akmal got love hooks up over there...lucky him huh?

Well for me, I stick where I'm supposed to do for now...

Tapi aweks Thailand mmg sesuai ngn aku sebab diorg berani naik motor laju2...hahahahah

till then....

I need another story...

Hello teman2....masih ingat lagi perjalan kisah si Z, J dan A?

well, kali ni setelah kian lama menyepi...kisah itu akan disambung semula...

Si Z kali sudah hilang pedoman, pegangan "no couple no love" telah dipecahkan....

Mungkin kerana perasaan tertekan dengan situasi sendri, si Z telah menyembunyikan diri ke Thailand dgn mencari rezeki ke sana tanpa memberitahu kawan2nye kecuali si J...

Si J pula kembali dgn perangai lamanya yang kuat berangan, cakap tinggi menggunung tapi kosong juga....dia telah melepaskan cinta terhadap si N dengan alasan bosan. Walau hakikatnye dia sudah tertarik dengan perihal si Z...namun si Z ni merupakan wanita yang penuh misteri perasaannye, dalam erti kate lain "poyo lebih" bertindak memainkan jiwa n perasaan si J ni.

Maka hasilnya Si J sudah menjadi J2.....daya angan2nye semakin tinggi namun x tergerak utk membuahkan hasil.....

Bagaimana pula dengan si A? Jantan idaman si Z dahulu kala?

Kisah cintanye dgn si W musnah ranap sama skali ats dasar salah pasang jalan kereta api....ditinggalnye si W terkapai di shopping complex yg gah...namun si A ni tetap gagah..

Dier pn cube menggunakan konsep yg diketengahkan si Z dahulu, "no couple no love"...kononnye ar. Mereka berdua merupakan teman rapat sehingga kini.

Baru2 ni, si A membawa diri yg fana ke luar negara utk percutian eksotik bertemankan wanita2 hebat...dia bagaikan terlebih dose ubat batuk melayan perasaan sayu di hatinye.

Di situlah matanya yang cantik, terpaut dgn si L...seorg gadis yg berkelana.

gundah gulana hati si A ni.....matanya tidak pernah lepas memandang si L tuh. Nak kata nk telan, x muat mulut si A ni....nk kate nk gigit, alahai...si A lembut orgnye apatah lagi di hadapan wanita itu.

dalam hilai ketawanya telah menandakan beberapa perubahan positive, tenaga bru meresapi jiwa mudanye....

minda geniusnye ligat memikirkan pelbagai cara....sehingga menghasilkan formula persilangan pandangan & gelombang otak. (X x X)

Nanti kn update kisah si A ni ye kawan2? :)

New Year 2011

Hey...no post on December last year at all? what a shame meh?

Sorry guys, been very busy last year with my career..got some clashes between all the bosses.

As for the year 2011, I've been appointed as the Unit Manager which I need to build my own team towards success. So u can imagine a massive effort to be done to achieved that but still my sense of creativity never fade especially in a part where I can slam people around. hahahahahah

At the beginning of the new year I would like to share u sumtin bout my fav topic. WOMEN

alright...

To say that I'm the most experienced person with women, I dare not to say it but some of it I could use to help any miserable men out there to overcome their 'sickness' with women.

I encountered few men who's in frustration of getting a woman's phone/contact no.

So, I would like to share some of the answer that most women gave.

1. Sorry, I don't have a phone number

- guys, how to counter this? well, u could say sumtin like this..."I look upon u as a very sophisticated woman, with a great future lies ahead but I'm SO SAD not because of ur no but because of how primitive u are. Which year were u born? 1908?"

2. Ask my PA

- hehehe, this one u could say "oh, thanks...I just hope that ur PA is better than you because even ur no u can't keep urself, sorry if stupid is a very harsh word but I think it's suitable"

3. Oh we stayed contacted to thru facebook/YM/google etc

- I wonder if u also do that with ur grandmother, can I hv ur grandfather's ID instead?

4. It's my privacy

- hahahah. "oh really, damn...I just tot to call u 17 times a day because I'm soooo attracted to u"

Actually there's a lot response from women that I've recorded and most of them very hilarious...

Guys, getting a woman's phone no is very very tricky...u really have to face some failure in order to success. Not getting one is not a measurement to happiness, proceed to other friendly woman and embrace urself as a very brave man. Counter everything, because women really love seeing a man lose hope or feel frustrated because of them (really even they tell u it's not)

Don't feel mad because they don't know anything bout u but they decide to judge u too early (but they claim people judge them to early). It's always work the other way around.

To woman, if a man really wants u and obsess of u...there's A LOT of WAYS to obtain ur 'precious' no. Believe me, u'll be surprise with a man determination and in the end u'll be trapped.
you are lucky if that man wants ur no with no hidden meaning, but if a man wants ur no just to test ur response? Heheheeh...look around u.

oh, if anyone would like to contribute their opinion of some other creative ways to counter frustration...u are free to do that. (please use a verified language ok? not too harsh not too pleasant)

with that, I thank u.